If I became One Direction's stylist
| me: | omg hi how are you |
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| one direction: | good thanks, you alright? |
| me: | yes omfg are you kidding me i'm great |
| one direction: | okay that's good |
| me: | yeah i know |
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| one direction: | so are you going to get our clothes ready |
| me: | oh yeah of course *awkwardly walks over to closet* |
| me: | so uh i was thinking louis should change it up a little bit and wear stripes |
| me: | harry maybe you should wear that blazer jacket thing |
| me: | niall you should wear that polo cause you look like sex in it |
| me: | um.. zayn wear that cool jacket with the letter on the arm ok |
| me: | liam you get that like plaid shirt thingy |
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| one direction: | you only applied for the job to see us undress huh |
| me: | yep |
